Post in here if you like chicks with dicks.

If not, tell me why.

Just curious.

He asked for it a year and a half ago and I forgot. Well here it is. Chicks with dicks cartoons.

also, NSFW, lol.

edit: picture

Yep. Everything is set. I got the internet. I got the telephone. I got the beer.

Great. Now what?

P.S.: I'll be on NG way more often now! Portal spammers beware.

Montreal Meet-up 2009... 2!

September 10th. SOON!

Also, I'm moving in apartment again September 1rst... so basically I'll be on NG WAY more often, since I'll have internet at home... BOOYA!

Portal Spammers... be careful! Poozy will get some reinforcements.

Turns out i turn 21 today. I might pay a visit to the states NEXT MONTH AT DENVER MAYBE?

Oh yeah.

First, on Tuesday, I leave job with my rollerblade, want to find out what's fastest way to go back home: rollerblades or subway. Ends up Montreal sidewalks are shitty and I end up going to fast and almost breaking my skull on it. Some idiot thought putting a random STEP in the middle of the sidewalk in a hill would be a great idea.

Well I fell head first at 20 miles an hour and almost died. Lucky me some guy was passing by and drove me to the hospital, where I waited 4 hours for a shitty prescription and to get told I had nothing broken. I know you dumb asian doctor. Thanks anyways. You sure I won't die once I get back home? Ok then.

Figures out subway is shorter than rollerblades. Takes only 30 minutes. Not 4 hours and a half. And it doesn't cost 15$ of medication and 20$ of Taxi.

Anyways, my shoulder still hurt, I look like I've gotten out of a huge brawl and I've been in bed for three days.

So today I re-started working today, and my boss arrives and tells me I'm fired for spending too much time on Newgrounds while at work.

OH WELL. FUCK YOU.

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Now I'm moving in apartment in a week and I need a new job to pay for it.

Also it's my birthday in a week. Fuck off.

What a shitty week.

Oh well, at least Inglorious Basterds is out.

If you're a Christian, I highly suggest you don't read the followings.

I don't really like his music. Last week I trusted most of the rumours people said about him. I didn't really know him well last week, but now I realize how much of a genius Marilyn Manson is.

I'm currently reading his auto-biography, The long hard road out of hell, and laugh inside at what people that don't know him think of Marilyn Manson. Again, I'm not a big fan of his music, though I can appreciate it. But people are so scared of Manson it's almost funny. They say so many things about him it confused me as a kid and I've been believing for 10 years he actually popped one of his eyes out and removed 3 rows of ribs in order to suck his own dick.

His philosophy over our society is pretty much flawless to me, and his view on religions is what I've always believed in.

Call him a Satanist if you want, but if there's no God and no Devil, what's wrong with Satanism? Go read the Satanic Bible, you'll probably learn a lot and grow up.

Satanism is against stupidity, which thing the Holy Bible lauds.

Even though I disagree with his use of drugs, because I've had my fill of them and decided to quit two years ago, I still think he's one of the most intelligent human beings currently alive.

Manson is going to be in Montreal on the 22th of September, and I'm thinking of going.

Go read his book.

EDIT: I'm going to see his show in Montreal in September.

Well, basically I plan on visiting South Carolina. I need to do that trip for the novel I'm writing, which takes place in SC, near Yauhannah, Outland and Georgetown.

So I'm calling out all the American NG users that I know, that have a car, that are reliable and that feel like doing a small road trip with someone from the Internet :) in order to help him finish his novel.

I don't have a driver's license or a car, so that's why I need you!

If you live near Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, etc, please help me ! :D

And yeah, you need to be RELIABLE, I don't feel like getting murdered by Leatherface or anything during that trip.

WHEN? I don't know yet, depends on YOU.

http://web.archive.org/web/20041030140 831/www.newgrounds.com/gold/profile/te mplate.php3?id=645691
http://web.archive.org/web/20050227123 803/www.newgrounds.com/gold/profile/te mplate.php3?id=645691

This is awesome.

I was such a n00b, lol.

Find your own now ;P

Also, just posted some random art I made a while back, need to be scoutted! :D

Also, aspiring writers, check this thread out!

Shit, smoking is really bad, and I've been doing it for a little over a year now. Almost a pack every two days. You can ask them people that were at the NG Montreal Meet-ups.

I told Luis' sister I would quit right after the meet, that I couldn't quit now because I had to go smoke with Luis, yet I'm still smoking.

Any tips, advice, councils, on how to stop?

I work in a Pharmacy, so I could pretty much get them "Stop Smoking patch and gums" for free, but I just don't trust them. Especially not the patches.

So, anyone? :(

No need for 13 years that never touched a cigarette input either, unless it's the way your daddy quit.

Also, go check this thread out.