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FBIpolux

Age/Gender: 21, Male
Location: Montreal, Canada
Job: Business.

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Score: 0
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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date: November 2, 2009

Possibly the worst and most annoying video I've ever seen here on Newgrounds since 2000.

Congratulations.

By the way, "nom nom" is an annoying and unfunny fad. Just FYI.

Someone should've told you before you go on and waste a ton of time making this.

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Score: 6
Jerry: The End

"Unfunny."

submission: Jerry: The End
date: November 1, 2009

I do realize you want this to be an "emotional" kind of thing or whatnot, like a grand finale...

But it kinda failed. The whole movie I was awaiting the central plot, the funny part, the whatever would've made this movie good; but I waited in vain.

What a bad way to end this serie. I guess you ran out of ideas.

Only good thing is the voice acting and the graphics, as usual. I kinda liked the flashbacks at the end, but at the beggining it was just so annoying I almost got a seizure. I don't understand what the fuck is wrong with Flash Animators who fucking put flashing images in all their videos. It's fucking annoying. In the other movies it was kinda bearable, but I almost closed this one after the first scene. Not that I've ever done a seizure but usually when I watch a movie I'd rather not hurt my eyes. Seriously.

Anyways, you could've done so much better.

Peace.

FBI

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Score: 0
3rd Grade Transformers

"Awful."

date: October 28, 2009

First: My ears are bleeding from this auditive rape. Egoraptor, you have a good voice, then why the hell don't you use it to do some intelligent or constructive stuff instead of yelling like a moron in your microphone to get along with your shitty animation style?

Second: That was so random it wasn't funny. There's random funny, and there's random unfunny. You are indeed not funny at all. Your jokes are horrible and the transitions are terrible. If you want to see something funny and random, watch "Demented Cartoon Movie" here on Newgrounds. If you want to see something random and unfunny, check out your userpage.

Third: The only reason this crap doesn't have a lower score is because of all your fanboys that actually enjoy this crap. It saddens me to say that it's a big part of Newgrounds and that it will stay this way. I know you got talent, but why don't you use it instead of filling the Portal with horrible Flash dejections?

Thank you, that's all for now.

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Score: 10
Ozy's Masterstroke

"Wait..."

submission: Ozy's Masterstroke
date: October 6, 2009

Dumbledore dies?
AND HE'S GAY!?

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Anyways, great video. Loved it. Especially the fact it actually reminded me a lot of the comic. Needed more Billy Mays though!

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Score: 10
Madness Accelerant

"Amazing. MEOW!"

submission: Madness Accelerant
date: September 23, 2009

Well first of all, Madness Consternation is my favorite of the Madness Series.

But this... was just amazing. Living the movie.

Only thing I didn't like was how useless and shitty the Desert Eagle (Pistol) was... Also, it was pretty annoying at the room before the last one, when trying to keep the Chainsaw because it would keep automatically switching weapon -.-

Anyways, you deserver all the Madness Day Awards Tom -.-

Yours was definitely the best submission this year :)

Also, high 5 to Krinkels for the few seconds he had in this game :D

And amazing art by MindChamber.

Grrrrrreat!

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Score: 9
Dick Neck: Origins

"Well."

submission: Dick Neck: Origins
date: September 1, 2009

I usually find all this dickneck stuff stupid and unfunny.

But this, people, was hilarious.

You win, sirs. Hats off to you. Hopefully that sequel will be good :)

9/10

Source: FBI

September 1, 2009

Author's Response:

And here I thought the FBI would come to seize my computer after this...

...I-I mean, thanks, sir! I promise not to disappoint, sir!

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Score: 0
Metal Gear Awesome 2

"Terrible"

date: August 14, 2009

First of all: Graphics. I just simply don't like them. They're smooth, but they're way too "random". I know it's the style you try to keep, but I personally dislike it. You have potential to actually do something good, but instead you come up with some hastily drawn stuff. Lazy, maybe?

Humor: Not funny. Your jokes are older than the bible... I mean, piss joke for one minute? I guess the kids in the kindergarten would laugh. People speaking really fast or punching womans isn't funny either... at all.

Sound: The sound is actually the best part of this "movie"... The voices are well recorded, that's all I can say about it.

Story: Story? What story?

Overall: 0 ==> Doesn't deserve first place in the Portal. I wonder who votes on videos nowadays, but you get a 0 every day from me. I thought you stopped making those videos... I'm sad you didn't.

Come with something new... something creative and not childish, next time.

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Score: 10
Crotchless Chaps

"Wow."

submission: Crotchless Chaps
date: August 9, 2009

Amazing.

I discovered you in the SF collab, and your movie was by far my favorite. But now this, is just great. One of the funniest video I've seen on Newgrounds since 2005.

Kudos for the Keeblur 2 shirt cameo... we can only wish and wait :)

I love your drawing style, you have a great voice acting potential.

Also, all the alphabet in hepatitis, haha. I can't wait to see more new stuff from you! Don't give up.

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Score: 10
DotA Leavers 3 (Nerdrage)

"About time!"

date: May 27, 2009

Great job, even funnier than the 2 others.

I guess you must be a DOTA player to find these funny... :)

Hopefully you'll make a 4th one :D

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Score: 7
Madness Aggregation

"I expected something better."

date: March 21, 2009

Intro was good, developpement was good.

I liked the two random dudes that you have no idea who they are and what they're doing there because it ain't really explained. Even though they had no background they fitted well in the Madness environnement.

Hank though. A huge fail in my opinion. His head looked like bad 3 dimension. His tentacle arm was just too much. Good old Hank, a regular Joe that is non willingly put into a ton of violent situations and in which people could recognize themselves (I don't know) was more interresting than a mutant shit that makes no sense and that shouldn't have ever been in your creative mind. Last episode was great, there was a lot of emotion into it. This one was just pointless. It didn't really add anything to the Madness "story", if there's really one.

I'm not going to lie, I really enjoy this serie and all of the episodes are in my favorites, but this one is so far the worse of the serie.

I hope the next part won't be as disappointing.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed this Flash, but it could have been so much, and I mean SO much better.

Come on Krink :l

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