To all the idiotic Twilight fans, let me tell you about real vampires.

Twilight is just some bullshit for 13 years old girls, and you know it. Why would anyone be interested in that, except maybe 13 years old girls?

This, is a good vampire movie. Or at least it WILL be. Why? Because it's not about romance, little princesses and vampires that walk around in the sunlight. Of course, vampires are all about passion... but not that kind of passion. Their only passion is feeding.

Now, if you'd like some vampires with romance, you might as well check this serie out. Probably the best T.V. show I've ever seen, even if it was kinda cheesy sometimes.

And if you REALLY want to know what vampires really are all about, check out
Vampire: The Masquerade. It might sound kinda geeky, but it's still the best Vampire game / universe ever created. They also made a pretty neat RPG, VTM: Bloodlines. You can buy it on Steam for pretty cheap.

Now fuck all those Twilight fans. I suggest we should redefine the word "Fag" in the dictionary to mean "Twilight Fan". To end with a great video, I really suggest you should check this one out.

Regular Twilight fan: